Mushy men

surfers

So yesterday I was on a plane with a raucous group of blokes headed to Langkawi for a surf trip. These kind of people royally freak me out. They had Southern Cross tattoos, started ordering tinnies the second a flight attendant was within coo-ee and yelled to each other across the cabin. FUCKING FUCK, I […]

Dating advice for men

Merman

Looking for a lady to love? Here are a few tips from the other side of the fence to help you get into the hearts (and pants) of women with brains. 1. Spellcheck your online dating profile: Can’t spell to save your life? There’s this magical thing called Spellcheck on most word processors. Bad at grammar? […]