Friday funnehs

friday-funnehsHands up if you’ve gotten any sleep this week? You there … I hate you!

Not really but holy macarena it’s been hot in Sydney.

I’m feeling about as second hand as a Richard Marx cassingle so I thought that instead of writing something grown-up, I would run with hilarity. Unbridled hilarity.

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. A ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…

Sincerely, Google

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik’s Cube,


Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream… What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed

Today’s jokes were brought to you by The First Husband.

5 Responses to “Friday funnehs”
  1. Stevie D says:

    Yay to jokes! I love the unicorn one. Gold.

  2. Genevieve Frew says:

    Tired in Melbourne too, and loved them all.

  3. ROFL I loved each and every one of these! The First Husband has a career in standup methinks! that and moonwalking 😀

  4. Fiona says:

    heehee love the jokes!!!

  5. Heidi says:

    Haha!! Great way to start the day. You’ve inspired me!

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