Friday funnehs

friday-funnehsHands up if you’ve gotten any sleep this week? You there … I hate you!

Not really but holy macarena it’s been hot in Sydney.

I’m feeling about as second hand as a Richard Marx cassingle so I thought that instead of writing something grown-up, I would run with hilarity. Unbridled hilarity.

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. A ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…

Sincerely, Google

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik’s Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream… What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed

Today’s jokes were brought to you by The First Husband.

Comments
5 Responses to “Friday funnehs”
  1. Stevie D says:

    Yay to jokes! I love the unicorn one. Gold.

  2. Genevieve Frew says:

    Tired in Melbourne too, and loved them all.

  3. ROFL I loved each and every one of these! The First Husband has a career in standup methinks! that and moonwalking 😀

  4. Fiona says:

    heehee love the jokes!!!

  5. Heidi says:

    Haha!! Great way to start the day. You’ve inspired me!

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