The sexiest place in the world
I want to go there, wear La Perla and pay ridiculous import tax on Champagne.
The sexiest place I have ever been to is Mira Flores in Peru (crumbling Spanish architecture, a touristy-Bondi vibe and ultra-friendly waitstaff serving the best seafood soup in the world).
Thailand doesn’t do it for me, despite the obvious legacy of Patpong (and the ping pong).
Vietnam. No. Bali. No.
Fiji. Maybe. The gorgeous islander men are a sight for sore eyes and yet there is a Paradise Lost element that worries me.
America. Not sure. Austin, Texas is sexy as hell so maybe I can make an exception? The tattoos, the cowboy boots, the margaritas. There is something so deliciously rebellious about the whole experience of being in a state that decided it should be it’s own country (and later rescinded after losing a bloody war to the Left). It’s all very alpha and if there is something I cannot resist, it’s an unapologetic monument to testosterone.
New Zealand. Maybe. The busdriver who drove us to Milford Sound had tattoos of snowflakes on his arms and a very easy-going nature.
Mexico. Sadly, no. The sexiest Mexican I have met works with The First Husband and he doesn’t like ladies. Mexico is a very religious country were public pashing is endorsed and yet you get the feeling that everyone is going to marry *that* person. This is not random pashing. This is pashing with a purpose.
Bali – no. South Africa – no. Botswana – no. Zambia – yes (and yet the sexiest man I met there was a boy from Liverpool who was working in logistics in Afghanistan).
Sexy is a strange and wondrous thing. Which country has the sexiest people in the world? Where is the sexiest place you have ever been?