How to hook up like a pro

Cthulhu_by_Alexander_Liptak

Gentlemen, I give you the ultimate guide to getting laid. Step 1: Kissing To be approached with gentleness, tenderness and subtlety. You are not Cthulhu at a seafood buffet. A woman’s face should never be covered in slime after you have attacked her and she should not look horrified when you come up for air. Don’t […]