I want a mini horse
I am currently obsessed with miniature horses.
I had a full scale quarterhorse in my backyard earlier this week. I fell completely in love with it but it’s not practical for me to have a big one. Hell, it’s not practical for me to have a small one either but I WANT ONE SO BADLY.
I found one on AustraliaListed.com for $500. Is that cheap? Apparently you have to worm them and trim their hooves every 6 – 8 weeks and you can’t let them eat too much grass because it makes them founder (See! I already speak mini-horse!).
I am also thinking that a mini horse would be the perfect mascot for my employers, NEI TAFE, along with a miniature hereford. For the clueless city slickers, that’s a mini cow y’all (Look! I speak redneck too!).
VOTE YES! Or no. I can’t decide and I have a long history of making stupid decisions based on love.