Airline Review: Thai Airways Business Class
I have always seen flying Business Class as a marker of success in life; something that will happen when I have ‘made it’.
Apparently that day was February 28th 2011. I turn left for the first time and find myself in a large room full of space age recliners, complete with toiletry bags, pillows and blankets. I am discombobulated. Where are the screaming babies and the farting elderly?
A delicate Thai flight attendant offers me a glass of Piper Heidsieck and in a moment of professionalism, I decline. I am in Business Class for work; not to get tipsy on expensive bubbly (look at me being all grown-up!).
As the flight progresses, flight attendants that look a little bit like a Thai version of geishas float around me, delivering earphones, drinks, menus and meals. Due to exhaustion from aforementioned work, I fully recline my seat (!) and have a kip. The only disturbance is the slight drone of the engine (which has a positive effect on me – engine noise = airborne = not plummeting from the sky).
The in-flight movie selection is vast and I am in the mood for fluffy so I settle in to watch Morning Glory and Megamind. Naturally, I find them both utterly hilarious, proving that everything is funnier when you’re in Business Class.
The main meal is made up of an entree salad that is a little heavy on the combo meats for my liking but the next dish is gang kiew wan (green chicken curry) that is juicy and has a pleasant heat to it.
Ahh. Maybe I will have another nap. The drool starts and I am off to la la land in no time. I wake up in a puddle of my own saliva when we’re already on the tarmac. Puzzled, I look out the window. We’re here and yet I don’t feel like I want to kill myself or anybody else on the plane, which is how I normally feel after an international flight. Weird.
It’s not like I am desperate to do work when I get off the plane but I am not handicapped like I usually am, proving that Business Class really is the choice for people who have made it (like me).
haha! Love it! The last line was my favourite.
Have no idea why you refused the piper heidseck, though:-)
I just know I’ll never make it. Not in this context, anyway!
Ah, you do brighten my day, Em. Lovely, funny, quirky you. Thank you!