Woman seeks World’s Biggest Douchelord
Because I now have a vacancy.
I have the remarkable ability to find the douchiest douchebags and fall in love them.
Do you have a lot of baggage? A litter of illegitimate children? A wife squirrelled away somewhere? Maybe a prescription drug habit?
Do you have a list of health complaints that would rival my grandmother? An approach to business that makes Christopher Skase seem above board? Perhaps a drinking, gambling or sex addiction?
Are you a compulsive liar and conman?
Or are you simply still in love with your ex? Did she royally screw you over and are you seeking revenge by dating someone else?
If you are a Guinness Book of World Records douchelord of the highest order, I WANT TO DATE YOU. Call me.