I am the kind of person who will enter a competition to win a packet of Weetbix. That’s how loose I am with giving out my email address. I’m gluten intolerant.

Needless to say, I suffer from terrible seasickness and yet I entered this competition because, hey, my desire to be popular trumps my need to eat meals on holidays. If I win, you can come with me and hold my hair back. LUCKY YOU.

So enter, me hearties. Win a Cruiseabout cruise by taking this here quiz.