Dear Employee [insert your name for credibility].

You have been working very hard and you need a day off.

It’s at least three months before I will let you go on holidays.

Your weekends are spent doing housework and going to weddings/christenings/birthdays parties.

I know that you want a day that is all yours; where I won’t call/email/text/tweet/facebook or meeting request you.

As I understand it, you want to sleep until 10am, eat brunch, see a movie, go to the Art Gallery of NSW, walk through the Botanical Gardens, drink a glass of wine in the sun and then hang out in a dive bar drinking Maitais.

I am giving you permission to do just that.

Yours Sincerely,

Your boss [insert name, forge signature and hit ‘print’]