You have permission to wag school
You have been working very hard and you need a day off.
It’s at least three months before I will let you go on holidays.
Your weekends are spent doing housework and going to weddings/christenings/birthdays parties.
I know that you want a day that is all yours; where I won’t call/email/text/tweet/facebook or meeting request you.
As I understand it, you want to sleep until 10am, eat brunch, see a movie, go to the Art Gallery of NSW, walk through the Botanical Gardens, drink a glass of wine in the sun and then hang out in a dive bar drinking Maitais.
I am giving you permission to do just that.
Your boss [insert name, forge signature and hit ‘print’]