You have permission to wag school

you-have-permission-to-wag-schoolDear Employee [insert your name for credibility].

You have been working very hard and you need a day off.

It’s at least three months before I will let you go on holidays.

Your weekends are spent doing housework and going to weddings/christenings/birthdays parties.

I know that you want a day that is all yours; where I won’t call/email/text/tweet/facebook or meeting request you.

As I understand it, you want to sleep until 10am, eat brunch, see a movie, go to the Art Gallery of NSW, walk through the Botanical Gardens, drink a glass of wine in the sun and then hang out in a dive bar drinking Maitais.

I am giving you permission to do just that.

Yours Sincerely,

Your boss [insert name, forge signature and hit ‘print’]

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4 Responses to “You have permission to wag school”
  1. Rachel says:

    Great idea, I have to say when I woke up and it was cold and my allergies are in full force it was very tempting to wag, but since I have holidays in 2 weeks time I figured I can struggle through.
    Hope you enjoy the Maitais though!!!

  2. Genevieve Frew says:

    Love it Emma.

  3. Gilla says:

    I feel naughty just reading this. Perhaps time to break the “no sick days in five years” cycle….I have become like the old man in Shawshank Redemption…

  4. Emma Lovell says:

    Thanks Boss! I’m holding you to thus :p

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